riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea

(via cumfort)

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(Source: shsluckomaeda, via fat-amy-for-president)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via fat-amy-for-president)

What I hate about being a girl:

little-drops-of-sunshine:

missrenaaa:

  • Periods
  • Period cramps
  • Sore tits
  • Mood swings
  • Picking out outfits for the day
  • Styling hair after showering
  • Having a hard time running cause of your tits
  • Making sure you don’t get pregnant
  • Carrying the baby
  • Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
  • Make sure you don’t get raped
  • Having pedophiles hit on you
  • Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.

I will forever reblog, honestly.

forever reblog..

(Source: trinnnnnixd, via fat-amy-for-president)

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